RUFUS THE DOOFUS

This is Simone Rochas short legged daschund Rufus. He is extremely scute...look at that coat!!! Why he 's feckin shinier than a newly polished mahogony side table, he's like a freshly split conker is rufus. Rufus's attitude stinks, he's pretty rude and gives strangers a lot of shit when they first arrive, he likes to embarass them in front of the family and makes them feel like they have been rejected by barking at them incessantly. His other fav thing is licking the bed sheets, he just cannot get enough of that. We wuv him.