Tuesday, 9 November 2010

FOMHAR



Fomhar's arrival on the orange carpet
not yet red but turning


dancing like a madman at the front door
hair tips frozen tapping like a bird
on the window
at my ankles with his teeth
like the next door neighbour's dog


face pressed against the glass
fogging it up like a steam train
eyes, big wet stones
teeth, little white bones
grinning
like an upside-down graveyard


cool across the bridge of my nose
head bowed down,
to the god light on the back of my neck


Cassius clay in the near
Foreman in the far


praying for mother
punching the god given
daylights out of each other


the Ginger Rogers of Spring
all that grace and swing
the hoy polloy
and high fulluting fluttering feet
around him she goes like a may pole
dancing prancing like a reindeer
red nose dripping


and Autumn there heavy on his feet
'i am the greatest i said it before i even knew i was'
never misses a beat


the biggest horse in the yard
hooves like dinner plates
a whinny that makes the ground shake


slow power
heavy handed
overthrowing
wrestling


kissing in the end
each others necks


both down now
in the leaves about
having it out
losing and finding
making out
bumping and grinding


then ginger
she just tap dances
right out of the picture
off the frame and down


Fomhar sets out on his wild rampage
and he goes forth like a charger
in the war
like a warrior
a fighter
eyes wild and foaming at the mouth
sides heaving heavy breathing


crashing through
the cobwebs
branches
long grass
dew flying


fondling the chestnuts
groping wildly at the bramleys
the coxs
the granny smiths
sweet young flesh
tender loins


rippling down the sides of his tongue
swallowed gobbled gone
tangy... lip smackingly good


and the carpet turns
to welcome him home
scarlet like the woman
the prodigal son
in his muddy boots
and the holes in socks
that need darning

Monday, 8 November 2010

TWIN FACTORY FRESHENS UP



The New issue of Twin comes out today and to celebrate our website has had a makeover and looks fresh as a firework. There are new films to watch from photographers Tom Allen, Jason Kibber, Will Davidson, Beau Grealy, a film with Dree Hemmingway rocking head to toe Simone Rocha and loads more, check it out here http://www.twinfactory.co.uk/ and keep your eyes peeled for our brand new book on the shop shelves this week. WHOOP WHOOP

Saturday, 30 October 2010

HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES



Awwww scute little sad face monkeys, it looks like a bit of photoshop but these are their actual faces! Trippy. Don't they look like little icy blue skellington heads? I have a feeling if you fell asleep beneath their tree, come morning the search party would stumble upon a pile of glowing white bones laid out in a Jenga style construction and one of these guys would be wearing your face like Hannibal Lecter in silence of the lambs.

Friday, 29 October 2010

BALLYFERMOT



This is Ballyfermot in Dublin where Mary Byrne from X Factor is from. I suppose you could say it's the equivalant of some kids riding ponies bare-back past the 'Iceland' on Mare Street in Hackney. This is pretty normal, happens all the time at home...no one bats an eyelid it's like oh Lidl great let's go and buy a garden shed and a fifteen man tent and some glow in the dark face paints 'oh watch the ponies there kids' and fifteen selection boxes for christmas and why not throw in some veg for the dinner, scented candles, towels, plastic fruit, you need a patio table and chairs it's there....there is nothing these guys don't do, if the price is right it's under their roof. Quite exciting i suppose as you really never know what youre gunna get. Lidl is my dad's favourite shop in the world.

Friday, 22 October 2010

THE TWINDOM OF PRUSSIA


The next installment of Twin, Issue 3 is imminent like a hovering kestrel buffering the cold October winds. Having embraced our native london first time round, frenchied with NYC in June, we are dying to unhook Berlin's bra strap where Issue 3 shall launch like a Virgin space ship into the galactic atmosphere. So if anyone happens to be in Berlin on the 11th November get yourself to Skalitzer Strasse and get down with the kids for a bit of bump n grind to celebrate the brand new issue!

Thursday, 14 October 2010

BILLY JOE SAUNDERS




I love this short film of British professional boxer Billy Joe Saunders shot by photographer Alasdair Mclellan. Billy Joe is a bona fide traveller and the grandson of Absolom Beeney who was one of Britains most famous Romany bare knuckle champions. Watching him move is pretty mesmerizing i think it's this that give rise to good old Shakespeare coming up with great quotes like the following...

What a piece of work is man, how noble in reason,
how infinite in faculties,
in form and moving how express and admirable,
in action how like an angel
in apprehension how like a god

I feel like this when i watch Danny Way do massive transfers on his skateboard, it's kinda godly, he elevates to another level that is so extraordinary it almost doesn't seem real...but it is. He just makes it look so damn easy.

On the other hand Billy Joe has been done for 'lewd' behaviour so maybe you'd want to delete a couple of lines/words from the quote so it's a little more tailored for him. The sound in this film is so nice, the lovely purr of the super 8 mechanism and the soft ruck of his feet on the floor. Simple done well is pretty impossible to beat.


Saturday, 25 September 2010

PREEN LINE S/S 2011



The Preen Line S/S 11 collection that I styled during August with model Gwen Loos who is pale and beautiful as a winter rose.


We compared tans. Gwen was warm bedtime milk and I was chocolate Yazoo.


... we also all got involved in a spot of wafting for the blowy hair that features throughout the lookbook....which everyone took very seriously....especially me.

Photography by Nick Dorey who has become my beer can swilling, kerbside, kebab eating buddy, we are pavement lickers, lacking in grace and good manners.

Hair by Tracey Cant @ Premier
Make up By Lucy Burt @ Premier

ASHISH LONDON FASHION WEEK S/S 2011









The Ashish show that I styled during london fashion week was so much fun as always. It acid tripped it's way through the US of A, from native American indians, to cowgirls to gauchos to white trash pin ups followed closely on the heels by the trucker capped red neck kentucky fried chicken eatin' sorority.

The hats were custom made by Piers Atikinson http://www.piersatkinson.com/ and really put an a feathered cherry crown on top of all the looks. The whole collection was sent sashaying out to a plethora of bump n grind dry ride hip hop opening with Dominque young unique's filthy dirty 'Show my ass' and my new personal fav by Cazwell 'I saw Beyonce at Burger King' ...she ordered two cheeseburgers with onion rings.


Donna Loos and Daphne backstage.


My Mcdonalds n Beans boots.


I handpainted some of the tall cowboys boots for the show too, I liked these McDonalds beans/chips n coke ones the best. It was like art therapy class in between all the maddness of fashion week I got to sit on the floor of Ashish's studio painting and listening to sunday matinee film music.

THE ROCHA BOMB PART DEUX








Simone Rocha debuted as part of Fashion East during this London fashion week presenting an anthology of grown up sophisticated sexy tailoring. A mix of elegant contradictions all melded together seamlessly in one very beautiful and stand alone collection.

Styled by me alongside my good buddy James Pecis who coaxed a little bit of mondaine punk into our girls hair (casting was by the lean and lithe as a whippet Sarah Murray from Darling casting), coupled with make up by Shinobu Abe which was all 'Stella Tennant clean as a whistle skin' with a subtle sheer shiny pink eyelid.


Backstage shades of pink, a candy floss sheer tulle tee shirt and perspex Vegas neon pink tissue box clutch.


Simone backstage with model Cara Delavigne and the perspex cross clutch from her collection.

Sunday, 19 September 2010

THE ROCHA BOMB PART 1



John Rocha S/S 2011

Beautiful super cool show, I want these over the knee lace up boots worn by Katie Fogarty who opened the show yesterday!

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

TOPSHOP A/W


I styled the brand conference show for Topshop recently, a proper big mid August fashion show where they present all of the upcoming trends to everyone that works there. Of course i love this, as i get to preview of all of their new collections and hang out with the girls in there who are all super cool and fun.

My favourite look that i assembled was this Stepahnie Seymour/Axl Rose/November rain inspired super-trash wedding ensemble. I want to wear this to my wedding, i think its amazing.



This is Alys from Next, she'd arrived in the day before for a casting with home bleached eyebrows in skinny jeans looking all 'Twilight' and vampish. I think she should wear this to her wedding too. Thanks Alys.

Sunday, 29 August 2010

AT THE END OF THE DAY


This is one of my all time favourite images ever, it's just so pure and perfect. I think Corinne had a way of capturing that youthfull intensity and naiveity like no one else. Even when the images were beautiful there always seemed to be lurking a darker underbelly like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

R.I.P Corinne Day (1965-2010)

Friday, 27 August 2010

SPEARSMINT RHINO


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The new POP magazine with that iconic celestial face of pop music that is Britney Spears on the cover.

Firstly there are two deliciously hazy, sunburst-y covers to choose from. Above Cover 1, the immediate thoughts that came tap dancing into my mind were of the tragic child pageant beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey. Maybe thats just the tiara and the freshly blown out golden halo of blonde hair so popular with beauty queens, child stars etc...or the spray of teeny white flowers around the crown of the head? or the big doe eyes? or the pink lipstick on those perfect cupids bow lips stretched nervously over bleached out pearly white teef?

This is starting to sound like one of those books that tells you how write a number one pop song....except this is with human beans not music....it's a formula....15 extra eyelashes here, some botox there, some hyper shiny bulking extensions for that, spray tan all over, vaseline on the teeth, lipo underneath, lose two extra ribs to accomodate 300 fast backflips in row then into the splits, extra artificial cartilage in the hips for that and all before the the age of 11.....

Squeezed to one side by the undeniably seedy sexy undertones of Courtney Love, also a fan of the tiara for casual outings, but to be honest, tiara's aside, i think they just look the same.

It makes total sense that Cindy Sherman's name is on the cover too (it comes with a free bookzine by the artist like some smaller twisted side order of a three toothed teratoma twin).

Cindy + Britney = Cibri (sounds like a delicious cocktail (ps. I know it sounds like seabreeze with out the z))

In my opinion a beautiful fusion of perfectness like chips and tomato ketchup, bananas and white chocolate, beans and cheese, beer and peanuts, Hula Hoops and Primula spreadable cheese in a tube with ham bits....


Cindy Sherman's, Untitled 276

All of this gorgeousness is jizzed up with some Japanese cartoon characters and happy, open mouthed, giggling flower face fonts by Louis Vuitton favourite Takeshi Murakami. Makes you think of those Vending machines where Japanese business men can buy day old knickers. Talking of underwear vending machines and the obvious fucked up slash amazing Japanese porn insinuations the second cover number 2 is pretty hot. Love a teenage bride in swimwear with her honeymoon gear in her back pack all ready to go.



.... and after all that..... it's just brit brit shot through a lens with what looks to have a reasonably intense layer of vaseline smeared over it.

I love it/them both/everything.